Our Lessons Learned

In the event any of our readers want to take their own trip, here are some of the lessons we learned on our travels:

• We want ice cream too often to use it as our safe word. (yes, we're fatties)
• Nothing ever makes sense in France. Ever. 
• The Ely (England) train station is the spawn of Satan. 
• The luck of the Irish does not apply to everyone. 
• The Calanques are God's preview of heaven. 
• Ossau-iraty is the best cheese in the world. (literally we found out thanks to google)
• A decent repertoire of French is useful when witnessing a crime. 
• We need to marry the owner of a fabulous yacht in Monaco. 
• French men don't know how to be subtle. And thats putting it nicely. 
• London is the most expensive city in the world. 
• Always keep your purse close. 
• No one in Paris knows the song "Ni**as in Paris" but someone in Cap d'Ail knows "Call Me Maybe".