The following is a true event that Channing and I were a part of today. Names may have been changed to protect the identity of those involved. The account is told as it was happening, which is why present tense is used.
Apparently a garçon took our waitress's money/tip and now we're embroiled in a battle. Our waitress wants Channing to play secret agent and witness. She's also copping quite the attitude and not realizing we DID NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. But whatever. Stay tuned to hear the resulting drama unfold!
The waiter wars continue.
She's just glaring and shoving in chairs really harshly. This is not the way to treat your star witness!
The culprit just passed by. He may or may not have given us a look. We didn't want to see if he did. Here's hoping we get something free out of this.
Channing is afraid to go to the bathroom because she thinks he might murder her. I just don't want to be left alone armed with the only French phrase I know. It might not go over well.
Channing broke the egg on her plate. It's oozing yoke like her blood will be oozing on the bathroom floor when waiterman gets ahold of her. But we're all good over here.
Check please? But I don't think we're allowed to leave yet...
Channing is going to the bathroom. If she's not back in 10 minutes I'll know something has gone wrong. Eeeeeek!
2:18 Channing left for the bathroom.
2:20 she's still gone.
2:21 waitress just gave us the check, complete with ugly look.
2:21 Channing is back! Hooray she isn't dead!
Paid the check. And so we wait for Channing to do her witness duty. And she gave us free chips from another table to help us pass the time. Yay? I want a cupcake.
Well an anticlimactic end to quite the drama. There was no resolution as we were told we could go. Thanks for the used chips!
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